What we’re about
Myrtle Beach and Grand Strand's "Drinking club with a running problem!" We r*n every other Saturday! Cost for normal trails is $5. This helps pay for the beer and contributes to other purchases like food, event souvenirs, merchandise, and charity donations. Virgins cum for free!
About Grand Strand - Myrtle Beach Hash House Harriers
The "Hash House Harriers" were founded in 1938 in what is now Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia by Albert Stephen (A.S.) Ignatius "G" Gispert and his friends. Today, there are roughly two thousand hash "kennels" worldwide.
Our mission:
To promote physical fitness among our members
To get rid of weekend hangovers To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
We do this by following marked trails set by a designated "hare." These trails can range in length and may or may not include shiggy. Shiggy level is measured on a scale of 1-5, 1 being all pavement; 5 involving chest deep mud, overhead water, thorny brush that is difficult to navigate, snakes, alligators, etc. All trails, regardless of shiggy level, have one thing in common: BEER!
Cost for normal trails is $5. This helps pay for the beer and contributes to other purchases like food, event souvenirs, merchandise, and charity donations. Virgins cum for free!
A hash kennel is run by democracy, guided by "Mismanagement" or MM. Current MM for GStrH3 includes;
GM: I Can’t Believe it’s Not Lesbian
Co-GM: Penis Envy
RA: Whoever feels like it
Hash Cash: Pretty Bi But No Brown Eye
Haberdashers: I Can't Believe It's Not Lesbian, Penis Envy
Beermeister: Ice Ice Maybe, Penis Envy
Hareraiser: Slappy McStudly, Pretty Bi
Hab shop: https://gsh3.merchwebstore.com/
