Naples Happy Hour Club

Question:  Why should I join your fancy little group?

Answer:  You like to eat. You like to drink. You like to save. You like to be happy after a long day at work. Can you imagine the joy of experiencing all these fun things simultaneously with like minded people?

Question: You have a $10 annual fee? The horror! The greed!
Answer: Our dues are normally $10,000 per year, but on sale temporarily for the crazy low price of $10. Free groups tend to have overcrowded events, wait lists to attend and events that are often full. RSVP'ing lightning fast to new events in such groups is a must-have skill.
Our $10 fee nixed all that drama. It shrunk our group, solved our wait list problem and makes getting into popular restaurants much easier. Due to the lucrative dues income, we're now raking in more than $3 for every hour we spend planning events. The proceeds mostly go to private jet travel.

Question:  I thought your group was founded in 2017 and had 2000+ members?
Answer:  We were founded in 2017, had 2200 members and have organized more than 500 events. But we had a technical glitches with our old group so created a new one here.

Question:  What's your shtick?
Answer:  This is a social club for ridiculously fun loving, stylish and savvy Naples residents, ages 40+, interested in checking out great restaurants offering happy hour specials.  We'll be meeting starting between 4 and 5pm for a few hours, once a week, usually on Friday .  We have a busy calendar and are lucky to have top shelf members not too shy to post a face picture with their profile. 

Question:  Do you have a catchy tagline that captures your philosophy?
Answer: Drink and nibble famously, but never pay full price!

Question:  I'm a multi-level marketer and on the prowl for new clients.
Answer:   
Network marketers are quite welcome in our group.  We admire their spunk, resilience in the face of relentless rejection and unicorn handling skills.  Their products and business opportunities, on the other hand, not so much.

We've still got a storage locker full of Amway motivational 8 track tapes, and a lifetime supply of anti-aging, anti-oxidant, anti-any-semblance-of-sanity-in-pricing cream, as you've probably noticed from our youthful appearances and empty wallets.  So please leave the sales pitches at home.

See you soon... in the happiest hour.  Cheers!