🚴 THE TOUR DE FRANCE IS COMING TO BARCELONA.

🚴 THE TOUR DE FRANCE IS COMING TO BARCELONA.

No.

We're not racing.

Most of us get tired walking up the Metro stairs.

But...

We are going to pretend we understand cycling tactics while screaming at people who have already ridden 200 km.

Seems fair.

Here's the plan:

🕑 2:30 PM Meet at Plaça d'Espanya.

Look for a suspiciously large group of internationals pretending they all arrived "just on time."

🚶 2:45 PM We march up Montjuïc together.

It's called a "warm-up."

For us.

Not for the cyclists.

🏰 3:15 PM Claim a good spot before half of Europe gets there.

Then we do what professionals call...

Absolutely nothing.

We'll chat. Meet new people. Take photos. Eat snacks. Judge everyone's picnic choices.

🏆 Around 5:30 PM The Tour finally arrives.

The riders will fly past us in approximately 14 seconds.

We'll scream like we've known them personally since childhood.

Then spend the next hour telling everyone:

"Yeah... I was there."

📸 Afterwards we'll enjoy the atmosphere, take more photos and slowly head back down together.

Because friendships last longer than the peloton.

Bring:

🥤 Water 🧴 Sunscreen 🕶 Sunglasses 🍿 Snacks 📱 A fully charged phone

Please don't bring a drone.

Or a cowbell the size of a washing machine.

⚠️ Warning:

You may accidentally:

make new friends

spend all afternoon laughing

become interested in cycling for almost 24 hours

appear on international TV for 0.7 seconds

Worth it.

Let's make history...

...or at least look like we did in the photos. 🚴🇫🇷📸

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