NEW SPORT INVENTED (name tbd)

So a new sport has been invented. It's a balance-based 1v1 combat sport designed to be inclusive and competitively body-neutral. This means all different shapes/sizes/genders of human should be able to compete at the same level...brawn/strength are largely counterbalanced by balance/technique which creates fun match-ups between people who, in other sports, would need to be separated into different divisions/weight-classes/etc. The current reigning champion of the sport is a 5'2" female (you are welcome to challenge her to a match).

The sport takes place on a narrow beam (for now a wood plank from home depot lol) and each player is equipped with a padded staff. Your job is to un-beam the other player (get them to touch the ground) but your staff can only touch the other player's staff -- not their body, not the beam, not the ground, not yourself.

There are other fun rules which raise the stakes throughout the match but it's still a work in progress. You should just come play it to see how it works, give feedback, etc.

This group is designed to find players who are interested and organize playtest events as we continue to test, balance and optimize the sport.

But yeah basically this is your chance to be the LeBron James of a brand new sport, a sport some have called the most important sport in the history of the human species.