Nice Guy Fight Club

We h8 fights. But we love to be able to protect our loved ones. So we will get out of our gaming chairs to train like warriors. Gyms are too expensive and many times--toxic and boring. We will have membership fees much cheaper. Wouldn't it also be nice to go to a friendly workout that plays anime and classical music?

So if you're a law abider, a chivalrous door opener, a trad church goer, or you just like driving safely under the speed limit, train with us. If you use a wheelchair and can't find nice folk to joust with, let's do some medieval swordfighting. Worst case scenario--if the zombie apocalypse arrives, were keen to stay meek, focused and under control-- so we don't become feral like cannibals. Ok a lil too much. For now, let's start with some basic MMA, nerf battles, and Jedi training.