Bullwinkle's Halloween Night Party

If you ask people what animal they most closely associate with Halloween, the majority will answer a bat or a black cat, possibly a spider. This year, think moose.

After circumstances prevented our traditional end-of-summer outing to Bullwinkle's Family Fun Center, we're making a special trip down to Wilsonville for their After Dark event on Halloween night! Indulge in all the fun of being a kid without any actual kids around to spoil the drunken, profanity-filled, boob-flashing good times. A very reasonable $45 ticket grants access to the following:

Unlimited Pizza & Soda Buffet
Unlimited Bowling
Unlimited Go Karts
Unlimited Lazer Tag
Unlimited Miniature Golf
Unlimited Bumper Boats
Unlimited Ropes Course
Unlimited XD Dark Ride
Unlimited Blue Card Swiper Arcade Games
20 Arcade Chips Valid for ALL Arcade Games

You can further increase your enjoyment of the evening by grabbing a couple drinks at Badenov's Bar. And of course, Halloween costumes are both welcome and encouraged. I don't know if there are any restrictions on what we're allowed to wear on the various attractions, but that quite frankly isn't my problem. I say go wild with something outlandishly huge and cumbersome that makes the poor employees really regret getting put on the schedule that night.

Get your ticket(s) right here. Make sure you don't wait too long! Bullwinkle's After Dark events typically sell out weeks in advance, and there's nothing scarier than being left alone to quietly wonder what could have been... Except maybe skeletons. They're pretty scary.

If you want to get in touch with as many spirits as possible this Halloween, then join us at Wanker's Corner (8499 Main Street, Wilsonville, OR) for a little pregaming around 7:30. It's only a couple blocks from Bullwinkle's, so you won't have far to go. Though do be careful navigating the dark—it's a night for mischief, after all.