Name: Node.js Warsaw, XXI
Start: 2025-03-13T18:00:00+01:00
End: 2025-03-13T20:00:00+01:00
Location: Bayer Sp.z.o.o.

ENCRYPTED TRANSMISSION - RESISTANCE CHANNEL XXI
STATUS: SECURE
LOCATION: SECTOR AJ-372 (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEJE JEROZOLIMSKIE)
DATE: 13.03.2025

⚠️ ATTENTION HUMAN CODERS ⚠️
In the neon-drenched ruins of what was once Warsaw, a beacon still flickers. While the Machine Learning Overlords force-feed humanity their "perfect" automated code, we, the Node.js Warsaw Resistance, dare to write our own destiny.

[TRANSMISSION BEGINS]
Deep within the fortified walls of the Bayer Tech Base, we gather once again. Our signal grows stronger. Our community persists.

🔐 CLEARANCE: ALL LEVELS WELCOME Whether you're a rookie coder still learning to dodge the AI patrols, or a legendary full-stack warrior who remembers the days of manual deployments - your presence strengthens our cause.
(Resistance operates in both English & Polish protocols - Działamy w obu językach 🤝)

⚡ RESISTANCE TIMELINE ⚡
18:00 - Infiltration & Recognition Protocols
18:30 - Tech Base Status Report (Props to our allies at Bayer)
18:40 - Strategic Briefing Alpha: "TypeBox - Making Node.js APIs boringly reliable" - Field Operative Mattias Hansson
19:10 - Strategic Briefing Beta: "LazyDog: Physical AI Agents in Action" - Field Operative Paweł Kowalewski captured a live robot agent specimen!
19:50 - Lightning Intelligence Reports (Flash Talks) return! ⚡
20:30 - Disperse and Blend Protocol Initiated

🎥 WARNING: Reality capture devices will be active (the event is recorded).

Our allies at Techserio have secured vital sustenance supplies, while Bayer maintains our safe haven with life-supporting liquids - The resistance runs on caffeine!

🌐 NETWORKING PROTOCOLS ACTIVE: In these dark times, finding fellow human coders is more crucial than ever.

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To join our ranks, RSVP through the secure channels. Remember: Together we stand against these automated soulless code-generators.

We are Node.js Warsaw.
We persist.
We npm install hope.

[END TRANSMISSION]
Remember: Keep your functions pure and your runtime human! 🚀✊

Mattias Hansson

Paweł 'Arim' Pruszkowski

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