🔥FLAME-UP AT THE PLACENTIA PLEASURE PALACE RETURNS!🔥

After a long renovation hiatus (we blame the glitter deck and metal railing delays), your favorite fiery hideaway is BACK and more flammable than ever.
Yes, our Pre-Mid-Summer Night's Flame-Up & Fire Practice got a little out of hand (we now have three fewer tiki torches and one very traumatized squirrel). But hey—it's all part of the warm-up for the ULTIMATE FLAMING FINALE: BURNING MAN 🔥
🎟️ $5 Admission...UNLESS you're decked out in your Playa finest—think goggles, tutus, LED wings, questionable mesh choices, or anything that says, "I once ate grilled cheese with a man named Saturn in a dust storm."
🌊🔥GRAND FINALE: THE FLAMING POOL DIVE
That’s right—we’re setting the pool ON FIRE (don’t worry, we’ve consulted several questionable YouTube tutorials).
Swim underneath with a mask and witness the mystical dance of fire and water like some sort of aquatic phoenix.
Then tell us what you saw... Was it a vision? A message from the fire gods?
📸 PHOTOGRAPHERS WANTED!
Love taking pics? Great! Expect a challenge: fire doesn't pose well.
Want to learn to spin fire? Someone here probably knows what they're doing. Maybe. We think.
🍴 BRING WHAT YOU LIKE TO EAT & DRINK TO SHARE
Because flaming hot Cheetos and boxed wine pair beautifully with infernos.
(Donations = 💕, also help us buy more white gas and band-aids.)
🔥🔥🔥FIRE PERFORMERS — BRING YOUR FUEL!🔥🔥🔥
(Also your sense of adventure and at least one mildly responsible adult.)
🗓️ WHEN: Saturday, August 16th
📍 WHERE: 1925 Young Dr., Placentia, CA 92870
🕖 TIME: 7PM–11PM
📞 QUESTIONS? Call or summon via spark signals: (714) 348-6016
🪩 HOSTED BY: Your ever-glowing, occasionally singed friend, LunarTool
Get ready to heat up the 'burbs. Let's make the HOA nervous. See you in the flames. 🔥👽✨