OSTELLO BELLO OLYMPIC GAMES

Are you ready for the Milano–Cortina Winter Olympics? We’re not.
That’s why we’ve created our very own Ostello Bello "Olympic" Games: a glorious display of questionable athletic skills and high-level nonsense.

While the "other" guys are busy with the official Milano-Cortina 2026 ceremonies, we’re bringing the real "action" to the streets of Milan. From February 6th, we aren't gathering to break world records; we’re gathering to break the laws of physics.
This isn’t about the podium; it’s about the survival of the chillest. Get your "winter" gear ready, because we’re about to prove that being an elite athlete is 10% talent and 90% just showing up for the vibes.

The Incentive: Every participant gets a shot. The "legends" who actually win take home an Ostello Bello T-shirt or a Drink.

## The Disciplines: Official "Technical" Standards

Every day from 7 PM to 9 PM, our "athletes" will face a rotating schedule of these elite winter disciplines:

### 1. Air Hockey: The Wrist-Flick Battle

A high-speed duel where the only thing frozen is your gaze on the puck.

• The Goal: Smash the plastic disc into the hole.
• Requirement: Move your hand faster than your brain can process and celebrate every point like you’ve just secured a gold medal.

### 2. Boxing-Glove Beer Pong: The Clumsy Champion Challenge

We took a classic and made it impossible by adding the "Yeti factor."

• The Twist: You have to play wearing massive, padded boxing gloves.
• The Challenge: Gripping a tiny ball with giant hands is the ultimate test of patience. Success here is statistically unlikely and basically a miracle.

### 3. DIY Curling: The Professional Slide

The most serious-looking sport in our program. We’ve replaced expensive stones with pots and ice with felt pads, but the tension is real.

• The Setup: A "House" (target) taped on the floor and a "Hog Line" for the release.
• The Action: Launch the pot while your teammates run alongside it with brooms, screaming "Hurry! Hard!" just like in the real tournaments.
• The Score: Closest pot to the center wins. Clean floors are a bonus.

### BONUS DAY: The "Wildcard" Game

The discipline is a mystery. Our local legends will choose the challenge. Expect the unexpected: and probably more shots.

AND REPEAT.