✨🤵‍♂️🧜‍♀️ The "Nowhere to Wear It" Event ✨👗🦕

✨ The "Nowhere to Wear It" Event ✨

Have you ever stared at that ridiculous $400 Victorian ballgown in your closet and thought, "I’ll wear this when I’m finally invited to a tea party in a parallel dimension"?

This is your formal invitation to the event where "too much" is exactly enough. 🎭

### 🏛️ The Vibe: Pure Chaos, but we are here for it snaps 🥂
This isn't just a party; it’s a sartorial glitch in the matrix. We are manifesting a space where a full-blown bride can do shots with a seven-foot-tall inflatable dinosaur **
** The Dress Code: *ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
*That wedding dress from the marriage that lasted six weeks? WEAR IT. 👰‍♀️

• The tuxedo you bought because you thought you’d be a professional poker player by now? SUIT UP. 🤵‍♂️
  Promotional hot dog suits?* YES. **🌭
• That "Old Money" silk gown that makes you look like you own a vineyard in Tuscany?** SERVE IT. **🍷
  *Full-blown Renaissance fair gear? HUZZAH! ⚔️

### 🗓️ The Details
*** WHEN: July 25th, 2026 📅
*** TIME: *8:00 PM – Midnight 🌙
** WHERE: Gibson Lounge at the Grand America Hotel.
555 S Main St, Salt Lake City, UT 84111
We may shift to the lobby lounge if needed
*** WHY: Because life is too short to let your prettiest (or weirdest) clothes rot in a cedar chest.
Nothing is off-limits. No judgment. No boring outfits. 🚫👔
Dust off the sequins, polish the armor, and prepare for a night of absolute madness. See you in the moonlight! 🌕✨💃