What we’re about
Give me your two opening pages. I’ll revive it and fix the whole book.
Tired of endless revisions? I'll stop the bleeding.
Tired of agents ghosting your query? I'll inject the pitch they can't ignore.
Is your character on life-support? Bring your character intro, I’ll give it CPR.
I’ve written dozens of books as an author and ghostwriter: Memoirs, erotica, thrillers, self-help, creative nonfiction; for millionaires, artists, even a $10.000/night escort to Saudi Arabian royalty. You name it, I've ghosted or authored it. I'm not here to impress you with credentials, though they are part of my background. I'm here because you've got two pages dying on the vine, and I can bring them back to life.
Bring your opening two pages. I'll read them, tell you what breaks the spell for readers, and give you one or two moves (small but effective) that will ripple through your whole manuscript. I've done this thirty-two times. I know which cuts heal.
After the clinic?
If you want deeper help (agent pitches, book proposals, query letters, character surgery) book me at 50% off for $25/hour. Forever.
Because once you've attended my Page-Turner Clinic, you're in.
This isn't a workshop. It's triage.
Location: Renaissance Phoenix Downtown Hotel
Where my 26 Blocks art exhibit (26 writers, 26 photographers, 26 illustrations, 26 sculptures) has been on display since 2015. Experienced by more than ten million people.
If you arrive early at 1pm, I’ll give you a private tour. Clinic doors close at 2pm. $100/person. Six spots. First come, first fixed.
Questions? joey@joeyrobertparks.com