Advent of Code (aka Language Shootout)

Bring in the Advent of Code season with a community language shootout! Participation with just three simple steps:

1. Solve Days 1 & 2 of Advent of Code with your language of choice
2. Send a PR to https://github.com/papers-we-love/chattanooga/tree/master/shootout
3. Show up with your running solution(s)!

AoC Day 3 is a bonus, and the more obscure/obtuse your language the better! Yes, that means you, Java.