Flavored Patio 7: Rum und Butter

Yup....
Time 4 another newbie....
Our group has yet to appear here although some members.......
a few really....
may have a checkered past
with this joint....
No names....
No pix....
Except maybe in the staff lounge....
Any way....
Good patio....
Except....
Its a....
Catholic Bar!
That means....
Bring a pix of the pope for quick entry
Otherwise...
No swearing
No spittin
No blasphemy of any kind....
Just sit quietly with yr drinks....
Respect the nun waitresses....
No outbursts or exclamations for sports teams either...
Sports are a tool of the devil...
or Protestants.....
Any tomfoolary will be met with a quick switch across the back....
Or the wrath of a holy handgernade....
All this cuz of the new owner practices the faith every day over in the ne corner of the patio....
Look at the altar but dont touch!
Its also reflected in the food menu:
Bland sensible catholic dishes....
Overpriced...
Smallish boarding school portions....
Try the boiled chicken..
Yummmmm
Approved by the local monks at the lady of eternal hunger monastery.....
They grow their own kale!!
So get there early....
Bring a roseary....
Keep yr mouth shut....
No dancing singing or talking like irish...
And dont mention you re a lutheran....
They ll bury yr body in the alley!