DOWN WITH BIG CHEESE! Anti-Rat Mobster Public Protest - Let's make REAL change!

RAIN OR SHINE WE STAND AS ONE!

We locals are sick of the evil doings of the sewer mobster rat, "Big Cheese" and his dealings with the local grocery chains. Tainting our local cheese with blood money.

"Big Cheese" is a totally real sentient sewer rat mobster in Roanoke, VA. He has taken over all cheese shipments in Roanoke, forcing grocery stores to pay a cut, or sleep with the fishes. Many of his questionable Goons are; Mickey Mouse, Chucky E Cheese, and Jerry. He has also been cutting the cheese with subpar and dangerous ingredients.

Bring anti-rat mobster signs, papers and make a stand against BIG CHEESE AND HIS GOONS!

This is a serious-satirical protest. Pamphlets and chants will be provided by thy Reverend. We will have a box collect donations to feed the local homeless.

We shall gather at the Three Notch'd Craft Kitchen and Brewery. Organizing our efforts before standing on the Market Square! Let's make real change!

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Welcome to the Roanoke VA POEE Discordian Society Sect, also known as the Temple of the Star Apple Cabal. We’re a small but lively group of Eris devotees, pranksters, philosophers, artists, and counterculture historians keeping the Discordian story alive in the modern day in our own playful way. We practice what we call “Confusionism,” which means spreading joy and nonsense through satirical protests, passing out “Cthulhu for President” pamphlets, crashing local conventions with absurdity, and even volunteering for good causes when the chaos calls for it. Our mission is to provide an educational resource to learn about the Erisian Movement; it's history, art and literature, and maintain it's memory for another generation to enjoy. All are Popes, and all are welcome.

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