DOWN WITH BIG CHEESE! Anti-Rat Mobster Public Protest - Let's make REAL change!

RAIN OR SHINE WE STAND AS ONE!

We locals are sick of the evil doings of the sewer mobster rat, "Big Cheese" and his dealings with the local grocery chains. Tainting our local cheese with blood money.

"Big Cheese" is a totally real sentient sewer rat mobster in Roanoke, VA. He has taken over all cheese shipments in Roanoke, forcing grocery stores to pay a cut, or sleep with the fishes. Many of his questionable Goons are; Mickey Mouse, Chucky E Cheese, and Jerry. He has also been cutting the cheese with subpar and dangerous ingredients.

Bring anti-rat mobster signs, papers and make a stand against BIG CHEESE AND HIS GOONS!

We shall gather at the Three Notch'd Craft Kitchen and Brewery. Organizing our efforts before standing on the Market Square! Let's make real change!

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WELCOME TO THE ROANOKE, VA POEE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY SECT

> Group Introduction and Discordianism Resource Link Library

Did you know that God is a crazy woman?
The Greeks called her Eris, and the Romans
called her Discordia, but you can call her whatever
you want.

She has come to tell you that you are free.

She is chaos. She is the substance from which artists and scientists build rhythms. She is the spirit that with which children and clown laugh in happy anarchy. She is chaos. She is alive and she has come to tell you that you are free. There is no tyranny in the state of confusion. There are no laws in the Discordian Society.

What is The Discordian Society?
The Discordian Society has no definition. It has been called a disorganization of Eris freaks. It has been called a guerilla mind theatre. A tribe of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns, and similar maniacs who are intrigued by Eris goddess of confusion and her doings. Episkopos Randomfactor prefers, “The World’s Greatest Association of Whatever it is we are.” But all of us agree that we don’t know what we are.

Something that THEY won’t tell you is that every man, woman and otherwise on Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope. Take advantage of your position. Declare something already.

TEMPLE OF THE STAR APPLE CABAL
Welcome to the Roanoke VA POEE Discordian Society Sect, also known as the Temple of the Star Apple Cabal. We’re a small but lively group of Eris devotees, pranksters, philosophers, artists, and curious minds keeping the Discordian spirit alive in our own playful way. We practice what we call “Confusionism,” which means spreading joy and nonsense through satirical protests, passing out “Cthulhu for President” pamphlets, crashing local conventions with absurdity, and even volunteering for good causes when the chaos calls for it. Our purpose isn’t destruction and strife, but delight. We’re here to break up the seriousness of everyday life in Roanoke with play, laughter, and a touch of holy confusion. All are Popes, and all are welcome.

Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!

Organization and Traditions
>Ranks
Priest: Leader of a Discordian Cabal
Deacon: Assistant to Priest in Events and Ceremonies
Legionnaire: Member of Discordian Cabal

>Traditions
We are practitioners of "Confusionism" in the Roanoke Valley. Our sacred mission is to unleash divine nonsense upon an unsuspecting world. Through coordinated acts of nonsense —such as protesting “The Big Cheese” (an allegedly corrupt sewer rat), distributing campaign pamphlets for “Cthulhu for President,” joyfully infiltrating local conventions and concerts, and even volunteering for public service to help those in need.

Our purpose isn’t destruction or strife; but delight. We want to break through the heaviness and seriousness of the city, loosen up the rigidity of everyday order, and remind people that play and joy matter. By bringing a little chaos and confusion into Roanoke, we aim to balance out the excess order: one prank, one laugh, and one unexpected moment at a time.

BECOME A WISE SPAG TODAY AND KEEP THE NEVER ENDING JOKE ALIVE
Wiki-list of Works
Official Discordia Wiki
Principia Discordia, and other free books
History w/ a timeline and nonfiction in-depth books for history fnords
Discordian Internet Society's Library of Interesting Books
Artsy-Fartsy Discordian Group
A Discordian webring inspired by the lives & ideas of Robert Anton Wilson
Discordian Friday Service @ 2 PM in UK