Fancy Pants Hike: Round Three. Still Selling Out. Still Worth It.
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Yes, we've done this twice. Yes, it sold out both times. Yes, we all heard you about the waitlist. Let's bring on the third showing.
Portland's parks did not come peacefully into existence. Behind every beloved green space in this city is a story of dastardly villains, civic heroes, backroom scheming, and improbable triumph. We're pulling back the curtain on all of it.
And this is not your average walk-and-talk. Before the hike, I go deep - researching the history, hunting down old photographs, and building a fully interactive visual experience you can pull up on your phone as we walk. We stop at a spot, you open your screen, and suddenly you're looking at exactly what that place looked like when the drama was unfolding. Old photos, maps, graphics - all of it, right in your hand, right where history actually happened. It's like a time machine, except with better shoes.
And then there's Hoyt Arboretum itself. Those trails? Not accidental. Every curve, every clearing, every sudden breathtaking vista was deliberately engineered to manipulate your emotions - techniques perfected by legendary landscape architects, hiding in plain sight for over a century.
We're exposing the whole beautiful conspiracy. On foot. In 2.5 hours. With excellent company.
Spots are limited and the waitlist is very, very real. You know what to do.
The Stats:
Mostly dirt trails with numerous benches, vistas, info placards & observation decks
Meeting Point Location: Stevens Pavilion Picnic Shelter - right across from Hoyt Arboretum Visitor Center
Meeting Point Address: 3119 SW Fairview Blvd, Portland, OR 97205
Google Maps Meeting Point
Meeting Point GPS: 45.51565008850737, -122.71680979412598
Main Parking Area: Hoyt Arboretum Paid Parking Lot 1 & Lot 2
Overflow Parking Locations: SW Fairview Blvd, Veteran’s Parking Lot (8 min. walk), Parking Lot B (12 min. walk).
Map of our hike. Press “preview route” to see animated trail.
Distance: Approximately 2.4 miles
Elevation gain: 384 feet.
Estimated time on trail: 95 minutes hiking & 70 minutes learning
Difficulty level: Easy
Trail type: Lollipop Loop
Parking: Paid Parking Kitty Lots
Bathrooms at the trailhead at Hoyt Arboretum Visitor Center
See you in the woods. 🌲
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Walk leaders are volunteers, not professionals. By participating in this event, you and your guests accept full responsibility for your own well-being/health/safety/COVID protocol and completely absolve the event hosts, the Portland Urban Pedestrians group, and Meetup of any responsibility for illness or injury that may occur during the walk.