DiarrHeA ExplOsion Meditation - (for the Spiritually Constipated/PTSDistressed)
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Hellooo! Are you Full of Sh*t?...
SO ARE WE!
Located at "Avenue 69, YOuR MoM's House", Come for a relaxing night of tantra diArrHEa explosions ~ to calm the ever-centered nerves at the core of your fart's plexus.
Cultivate inner peace with 10 hours of relaxing diarrhea sounds , explosions to meditate to the HIGHEST LEVELS of embodiment ever known since Christ was born!
We will assist you greatly.. to Release all of that crap now! so that you may also embody MoRE of it~
After all, You are soooo full of sh*t now.., so you might as well be forever.., amirite?
AnyWAYS, visit your local craptitioner now