11th Official Meet n Greet (Officially a Temporary Unofficial Event Name)

🐉⚔️ BOARD GAME NIGHT XI – MONSTERS OF REBELLION ⚔️🐉

🎙️ Narrator Voice (imagine trailer guy):

“In a world divided by tradition and rebellion… two factions wage war across the cardboard battlefield. One Tuesday. One Friday. Kaiju crashed into Tokyo, dice exploding like fireworks, and the rebellion raging atop towers, trains and trembling bridges. The people of Tokyo screaming as dice fall like meteors and claws rend the night.

Heroes? None.

Villains? All.

The only law is the roar of the monster — and tonight, it’s louder than ever.”
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📖 The Last Battle (Meetup X Recap)

Tokyo burned. The skyline crumbled. The ground split open.....
And from the chaos rose a new monster: Paty the Unstoppable, a.k.a. Patabeja the Destroyer.

She wasn’t timid. She wasn’t merciful. She stormed into Tokyo claws-first, shredding reputations and egos alike. Her fury struck like an earthquake. With their defenses shattered, her laughter and jeers echoed louder than the destruction of Tokyo itself.

And then… came the scream.

Not once, not twice, but again and again — a thunderous cry tearing through the night: “%$#@! DICE!!!” On repeat, as if it were the soundtrack to annihilation. Even as Tourette’s joined the chorus of chaos, nothing slowed the dice — or Paty’s rise to power.

When the dust cleared, Tuesday had new blood.
And Friday? They trembled, as if they’d just seen a new monster rise from the ruins.
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🚨 The Rebellion Continues

The war rages on. Tuesday’s Loyalists march forward, their monster army growing with every recruit. But Friday’s insurgents aren’t finished — they snarl from the shadows, distracted by assignment deadlines, half-eaten pizza, and the crushing weight of tomorrow’s alarm clock.

Where Monsters clash.
Dice explode.
And Victory points crumble like Kyle’s attendance streak.

This isn’t just a game night — it’s cardboard warfare with claws.

🎲 What You Need to Know:

🎉 New Players Welcome — Rules will be taught with 83% accuracy, 12% overconfidence, and 5% monster roars. (Screaming optional, but encouraged.)
🎯 Game Selection — We decide in the chat or Jason shows up ready to teach one like it’s a surprise quiz.
🎮 Got a Favorite Game? — Pitch it like a monster movie sequel. Bigger, louder, and more cow bell!
🎭 Dress Code — Kaiju Casual: claws, scales, capes, or anything that says “I stomp cities on weeknights.”
🍇 Etiquette — Roars mandatory, dramatic deaths encouraged, though death gurgles should not exceed 30 seconds.
⚠️ Warning — Tuesday monsters grow stronger with numbers. Friday monsters grow weaker with bedtimes.
📜 Fun Fact — In King of Tokyo, the real monsters aren’t on the board — they’re across the table.
🧂 Table Talk — Silence is suspicious. Accuse accordingly.

🔥 The monsters are restless. The rebellion rages. The dice are waiting.
Will you rise with Tuesday… or fall with Friday?

— Your Herald of Kaiju Chaos and Cardboard Rebellion

📜 Since Our Last Meetup…

🐫 The Camel Union is now investigating how goats infiltrated the rebellion. Early suspects: Friday’s weak borders and Jason’s poor trades.
🛡️ Jon P remains traumatized after being robbed twice in a single turn. Therapists report he now screams “DICK MOVE!!!” if you so much as glance at his sheep card.
⚔️ The rebellion grows: Tuesday Loyalists crush with numbers, Friday insurgents cling to the dream of a long weekend.
⚡ The outburst of “%$#@! DICE!!!” has entered official game night vocabulary — right between “your turn” and “DICK MOVE!!!”
🚂 Ticket to Ride officials report sales are down. Neglect at recent meetups has left railways bankrupt, conductors unemployed, and passengers forced to carpool.
❓ No word from the Jeffening, no Betty White sightings, no Sushi Bandit raids, and the Oracle has stopped prophesying. Experts warn this kind of silence only happens when four chaotic forces meet in secret… critics call it the crossover event nobody asked for.