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🎲 EVENT 50½: THE EXPANSION PACK 🎲
Because apparently celebrating Event 50 once wasn't enough...

After celebrating 50 amazing events, one might think we'd finally run out of things to build...

Nope.

This week we discovered Castles of Mad King Ludwig, where we collectively proved that none of us should ever pursue careers in architecture.

Apparently a Ballroom connected to a Basement connected to a Pantry connected to... another Ballroom... is considered "perfectly reasonable."

Building inspectors across Alberta have asked that we never do this again.

Fortunately, while our castles may have violated several structural principles, our community got even stronger! 🎉 We were thrilled to welcome another new member into our wonderfully dysfunctional kingdom.

King Ludwig was so impressed by our complete disregard for sensible floor plans that he immediately approved...

The Expansion Pack.

Welcome to the official Event 50 Expansion Pack—the DLC nobody asked for but everybody secretly wanted.

So this Saturday we're trading castles for patios, throne rooms for lawn chairs, and royal banquets for Jon P's BBQ.

🍔 Expansion Pack Includes:

✅ BBQ Buff (+10 Deliciousness)
✅ Unlimited Patio Gaming
✅ Fresh Air Mode Enabled
✅ +25 Charisma While Holding a Burger
✅ 100% More Mosquitoes
✅ Dice Roll Physics Improved
✅ Beverage Cooldown Reduced by 50%
✅ Burgers Cooked to "Mostly Safe"
✅ One Free "Dick Move™" Coupon (Conditions Apply)
✅ New Outdoor Map: Jon P's Backyard
✅ Dynamic Canadian Weather System (May Change Without Warning)
✅ Snack Inventory Doubled

🎯 New Side Quests

🏆 Find all 7 Wonders of Jon P's Backyard.
🏆 Find the one rule everyone has been playing wrong for months.
🏆 Finish your burger before someone starts setting up another game.
🏆 Successfully explain a board game in under five minutes.
🏆 Play "just one more game" without accidentally staying until 2:00 AM.
🏆 Leave with the same number of containers, hoodies, and rulebooks you arrived with.
🏆 Keep the mosquito kill count below double digits.

📜 Patch Notes v50.1

  • Fixed: Players leaving after Event 50.
  • Added: Backyard.
  • Added: BBQ.
  • Added: More snacks.
  • Buffed: Friendship.
  • Nerfed: Responsible bedtimes.
  • Known Bug: One more game still turns into three.

🎉 Achievement Unlocked

  • Wizards Loft East
    (Successfully locate Jon P's backyard)

Message the Organizer (Jason) for the address. We don't wanna publish poor Jon P's address online.

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