Pigeon's Eleven / The Flamboyant Fiasco / Otsuka RPG Day

“Getting robbed by a bunch of birds is never high on somebody’s
to-do list, but if you hang around long enough in this town, it
becomes an inevitability. Oh, they’ll trick ya. They got mummer’s
trunks full of little costumes. No warmth in the eyes. Just blank,
unassuming stares. Half the time you don’t even REALIZE they’re
birds until a fake mustache slips off and you think, hey this guy is
kinda short and feathery… and BOOM - that dirty bird is flappin’
his way out the window. He GOTCHA. Yeah, yeah…you might
be saying to yourself: How the heck are a bunch of rotten little
birds gonna get the jump on ME?! And hey, that may be true. But
let me ask ya - ever turn around in a restaurant because of some
commotion, only to turn BACK and find your plate a bit emptier
than you left it? Then you go to pay for the meal, and you find out
your wallet’s gone too!? Maybe it got lost somewhere between here
and the last place you had to pull out some cash… but maybe, just
maybe… you got flipped the bird…BY A BIRD!”
~Old Carl,
Crime Coach (retired)
& Bird Hater (forever)