Crotch Goblin Run
Details
HARE: Splash Zone and Scratch & Sniff
2:00pm Prelube / 3:00 Chalk Talk
Location: The Noisy Oyster
1375 N Portage Path, Akron, OH 44313
Channel your inner goblin and join us for another Mother F*cken Day in MerriMOM Valley celebrating those who have crotch goblins, want them, or don’t. Attempt to conquer the Crotch Goblin Challenges!
*ADULTS ONLY - no crotch goblins allowed
What to expect:
We meet and prelube for an hour before sending the hare off to lay trail using unique "hashing" marks that the pack must follow. Trail can go in any direction and anywhere. Check out our website: www.AkronHash.com
This is not your usual running/walking club. We guarantee you will see parts of Akron never before seen! It's a hare / hounds trail where the pack tries to catch the hare, with the ultimate goal of finding beer.
Length of trail is usually 4 to 6 miles with 2 to 3 refreshment breaks along the way.
What to bring besides a sense of humor and adventure:
• $15 will get you beer / water on trail.
PLEASE RSVP ON MEETUP
• A dry bag is a good idea(change of clothes, especially shoes/socks) as you never know where trail will take you
• A friend or two for some extra companionship
• Extra money if you want to grab a bite to eat afterwards
Your ID as you never know if the trail will lead you to a bar
Learn more on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers
Crotch Goblin Run