Ryan Royale

Hear ye, hear ye!

In the name of Ryan, future breaker of world records, and excluder of Bryans, thou art cordially summoned to join the grandest of gatherings for Little Kings in the North—beyond the wall.

Together, beneath the banner of our shared name, we shall feast on the sacred delicacy of poutine bestowed upon us by a noble Ryan.

Distinguished musical guest, Ryan, will deliver melodies that stir Ryan hearts, setting the stage for Ryans to dance joyously into the night.

To close, a friendly competition of wit will declare one Ryan as the champion of Ryan-themed trivia. But Rygardless of who wins, the North Rymembers that we are all Ry-tful heirs to the throne, and we shall chant our name Rypeatdely to Rymind of it.
Ryans are Coming. And we promise this ending won’t suck.