The Anti-"I'm giving away my MacBook" Social Mixer and Billiards Event

If you are giving away your MacBook, you are not invited to this event. But if you're not giving away your MacBook, and you like to play pool and like to meet new people, come on down to The Breakroom in Santa Clarita on Wednesday, July 30. For those of you who have the fortune (or misfortune) of knowing me, you know I love playing pool. In terms of social mixers, personally I think there's no better way to break the ice with new people than breaking balls. (That sounds wrong, but you understand what I mean - and I'm not doing another revision.) Plus, Wednesdays are Glow Nights at the Breakroom, where they turn on the blacklights so the tables, balls, and cue sticks are all lit up with bright neon colors. They also have a full bar with food and an area for playing darts.
In conclusion, no free MacBooks (actually a good thing), meet new people (also a good thing), and play pool with lots of bright colors without the aid of psychedelics.