Why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

In accordance with the recommendations of county and state health departments that suggest curtailing social events that might result in the transmission of COVID-19, the Shadowy Cabal™ has deemed it best to postpone the March meetup of Apple Admins of Seattle and the Great Northwest originally scheduled for March 19 at Accolade.

Please watch this space for further scheduling developments as events warrant, and we'll see you on Slack in an hour.