Triangle Agency: Non-Anomalous Totally-Normal Orientation

Greetings Field Agent/TTRPG Player, I would like to recruit you for Mandatory Corporate Duties/A Fun Comedy Game! Across the course of this Mission/Adventure you will encounter many exciting activities such as the following two options:

🔺Capturing anomalies and preventing irreparable damage to the fabric of reality itself!
🔺Getting awkward calls from your aunt about rhubarb!
👁 ¡ʎlɐɯouɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ spuǝıɹɟ ɓuıʞɐW

This will be an introductory Team-Building Exercise/TTRPG One-Session Game and it would be Compulsory/Wonderful to have you!

This Role Playing Experience is cleared for everyone with None to ██████ familiarity with tabletop role-playing games. Everything you need will be provided on-site for this Initial Intake Interview/Adventure, we will build characters and learn the rules as we play, and all you'll need to bring is your Can-Do Attitude/Delightful Self!

Logistics
I am planning on hosting in my building's conference room about 300ft from the music venue Chop Suey. Once you arrive at the venue, follow the Triangles to be guided to the event! Refreshments will be provided, and any contributions to the Operating Budget/Dice and Pizza Fund would be appreciated but are not required.

Feel free to sign-up even if it puts you on the Waitlist, as there's often two or three people who drop-out before the start of the event, and you can message me (or the Seattle RPG Variety Society Discord) if the Meetup group is full but you still want in or you have more questions!

Content Warnings
This experience includes content that might not be enjoyable for all audiences. Content Warnings include:

Corporate Horror, Body Horror, Unreliable Narrators, Mind Control, Loss of Self, Surreal TTRPG Mechanics Player-Character Conflict, Unreality

Safety Tools
I am planning to use a Safety Palette and the X-Card. The first person to use a safety tool gets 1 Commendation or Demerit (their choice)!