Gretchen's Top Secret Mission Tour

Our bold blonde barrister has courageous volunteered for a dangerous top-secret mission leading a patrol of the dangerous stairways and byways of Seattle. She is currently recruiting comrades for this task. Be patriotic (to Seattle) and volunteer to help her carry out this important endeavor. Location is top secret (map location below ranges from approximate to WTF?!?!? LOL), details to follow....

PS. Must learn the secret handshake to qualify.

Extra props to volunteers that wear camouflage (wouldn't that just be a hoot, ROTFLMAO)