The Mets Game: Still doing nothing. Just with a better view.
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“I’m a Mets fan. It’s not easy.” —George Costanza
And yet here we are, willingly spending a Sunday in the stands, watching the Mets try to make it look easy—against the Giants, no less.
We’re bringing our Seinfelding sensibilities to Oracle Park: low stakes, slow pace, and the ideal vibe for a collective unraveling disguised as a baseball game.
We’ll loosely observe the matchup while quietly judging player vibes, pushing the garlic fry limit, and possibly invoking Keith Hernandez as a coping mechanism.
Sunday, July 27. Ambivalent by nature.
🎟️ Tickets are ~$50 for seats in the reserve section
📆 RSVP by July 20 with payment to secure your spot—we're buying tickets in advance to keep our section (and spirals) united
💸 If we don’t reach the minimum by then, the event will be canceled and full refunds (minus any platform fees) will be issued
No baseball knowledge required.
Just erratic loyalty, shared spirals, and sunshine.
The Mets Game: Still doing nothing. Just with a better view.