The Parking Space

It’s not a spot. It’s a moment.

You circle the block. You see it. Someone else sees it. You slow down. They speed up. You do the wave thing. No one knows what the wave means.

Parking isn’t about getting somewhere. It’s about pretending the rules are clear.

Join us for a meetup about nothing…with slight confusion and polite avoidance. We’ll swap stories about that taking spot you almost got, nod knowingly, and possibly invent a few new etiquette cues.

RSVP not needed. Just pull up and act like you meant to park here. We’re glad you found a spot (it’s Philz, so there’s lots of parking).