💦 Pirates of the Bow 2026 🦜 Shenanigans

Ahoy Mateys!! It’s time to set sail on the Bow River for our 12th Annual multi-group water battle float! 💦⚓
Bring your biggest water gun… because 🔥 YOU. WILL. GET. WET. 🔥
We’re renting rafts from Lazy Day Raft Rentals —they handle the heavy lifting, we handle the fun 😎
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## 💰 Reserve Your Spot
EMT: piratesofthebow@gmail.com
Memo: POB Shenanigans + your name on Meetup
Cost: $33.00 (Includes bus + raft)
⏳ You will be moved to going once payment is received
🚫 No refunds, event goes rain or shine. IF it is too dangerous to float and is cancelled by Lazy Day, the event will be rescheduled.
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## 📍 Meet
Calgary Curling Club
Arrive 9:45 AM
🚍 Buses leave 10:45 AM SHARP
Launch from Baker Park
Late? You’ll need to meet us at the launch.
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## ⚠️ The Rules
🦺 PFD required (provided)
🚫 No alcohol or drugs
🚫 No buckets or powered water guns
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## 🎒 Bring
💦 Water gun
👟 Water shoes (no flip flops)
🍔 Lunch
☀️ Sunscreen
💧 Water
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Costumes encouraged. Chaos guaranteed.
You Arrr going to have fun! 🏴‍☠️💦⚓