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Welcome to Shit at Soccer — a judgement-free zone for women and nonbinary folks who have almost no soccer skills... and are proud of it. We meet up most Fridays at Judkins Park to kick around a soccer ball.

We’re not out here running drills, keeping score, or playing competitive matches. We’re mostly just kicking a ball around, laughing, and meeting new friends. Think "vibes" more than "victory."

Rules:

  1. Be bad at soccer or bring your shit-at-soccer energy
  2. No dudes*! Sorry, guys
  3. Don't be the reason I have to make a new rule

*We're an intentionally queer friendly group - the host is a nonbinary lesbian. Trans women and nonbinary people aren't dudes.

If you've ever thought, "I'm terrible at soccer but it sounds fun anyway"— you are our people. 🫶 Come kick badly, laugh loudly, and make some new friends!

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