THE PARSON'S NOSE

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⭐ MORE THAN A LOAD OF FUN
Yes friends, this is our second in a series of 100% FUN .. and extremely hilarious .. THE PARSON'S NOSE lunch (remember our first was the HORSE'S ARSE)

⭐ FOOD & DRINKS ARE INCLUDED - DON'T BRING ANYTHING
Help-yourself finger-food lunch will be provided
Help-yourself wine will be provided
Help-yourself non-alcoholic will be provided

⭐ DRESS IN YOUR BEST CHOOK ATTIRE
We will be presenting a prize for the best-theme-dressed. Dare to go overboard

⭐ PARSONS NOSE AWARDS
During lunch we will randomly select an attendee, to become our honorary and enormously lofty PARSON'S NOSE .. and will be presented with ::
.. PARSON'S NOSE certificate
.. PARSON'S NOSE bottle of wine
.. PARSON'S NOSE can of produce
.. PARSON'S NOSE crown (rare, handed down from a long end .. er .. line of Parsons Noses)
.. PARSON'S NOSE song, which will be sung in honour of our newly-crowned PARSON'S NOSE
.. PARSON'S NOSE cheers !! .. yes, we will refresh our glasses with a beautiful sparkling Cuvée wine; and cheers to our newest, most highly esteemed and fully-plucked, PARSON'S NOSE

⭐ EXTRA SEATS PROVIDED - DON'T BRING ANYTHING
This will be an under-cover lunch in the park with extra seats will be provided. No need to bring anything

⭐ INCLUDES
✅ Help-yourself lunch
✅ Help-yourself wines
✅ Help-yourself non-alcoholic
✅ PARSON'S NOSE certificate
✅ PARSON'S NOSE bottle of wine
✅ PARSON'S NOSE can of produce
✅ PARSON'S NOSE celebrator Cuvée wine
✅ PARSON'S NOSE crown (rare, highly esteemed)
✅ 100% Fun
✅ Welcome to bring up to 2 guests
✅ Free parking available
✅ Meet at the venue
✅ $44 per person

⭐ PAYMENT REQUIRED WITH RSVP
Please transfer to :
BSB : 484 799
Account : 351716212
A/c Name : N. Ferguson
PLEASE QUOTE YOUR NAME AS REFERENCE

⭐ ATTIRE
.. Anything FUN
.. Chook is encouraged
.. If you don't have FUN or CHOOK attire, no problems - fully plucked is welcome

⭐ CONDITIONS & REFUNDS

Payment is required as you RSVP
If you invite a friend please pay on their behalf. Do not rely on them to pay
Failure to present on time will void your ticket with no refunds
Bookings close 8 June 2025 or when minimum RSVPs are received, whichever comes first
Minimum: 6 RSVPs
Once minimum attendees RSVP there is no refund
Should minimum RSVPs not be reached by 8 June 2025 a full refund will be credited to your bank account only
No refunds issued after bookings close
If you cancel after bookings close I will endeavour to resell your ticket for you, but no guarantees. Re-selling tickets is a courtesy not an entitlement
Only approved members may purchase a resold ticket
Names on the waitlist are no indication of anybody wishing to attend
If your ticket does not sell, there is no refund
Reselling a ticket invokes a $25 Cancellation Fee
Tickets may not be sold after 8 June 2025
If your ticket does not sell, there is no refund
In the event of any change in detail, or in the outing itself, there is no refund
No refunds whatsoever are provided after 8 June 2025
No smoking; strictly no mobile phoning
Any form of harassment/anger directed at serving staff (e.g. waiters, drivers, shop assistants, etc) is not tolerated
If you resign or are removed from our meetup group, all cancellation policies and fees still apply to all adventures, even if your departure is prior to this or any other adventure's commencement
As with all our adventures, the host & meetup organiser reserve the right to discontinue any unused part of your ticket at any time, including prior to the adventure and during the adventure. Cancellation may include any return transport and shuttle transport, without providing reason or refund. In such instances members are responsible for arranging their own return home along with absorbing all associated costs without refund nor compensation. Attendees are responsible for their own behaviour