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Fist Anal Boner Ski Hash Weekend: El Presidente Edition

Fist Anal Boner Ski Hash Weekend: El Presidente Edition

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Do you have too many toes and/or fingers? Never broken a bone? Escape the warmth of Southern New England and celebrate the birthdays of some presidents!
Space is limited in the Condo. You must RSVP for a spot! You are welcome to use area accommodations as an alternative.

Lies: Organized weekend event, warm beds for everyone, all you can eat buffet, open bar, housekeeping, best trail of the year, unlimited crash space What to bring:
$5
Booze (BYOB)
Food (BYOF)
Winter Outerwear (Warm coat, thermals, gloves, hat, hand warmers, ask your mom)
Sleeping Bag
Towels
Toiletries
Disposable Plates/Cutlery
Cranium Gear

Schedule:
Friday:
5pm: Unpack at The Condo (337 Handle Rd, West Dover VT 05356)
7pm-? - Onesies Pre-Lube at The Silo (324 Vermont 100, West Dover, Vermont, 05356)

Saturday:
6 am: Get your own breakfast
9 am: Ski/Ride/Tube/Chill
4 pm: Feed yourself
5pm - ?: Bar crawl

Sunday:
5 am: Get your own breakfast
9 am: Bloodies/Marmosets
11 am: Trail
4 pm: Feed yourself
5 pm: ???
6 pm: Profit!!

Monday:
4 am: Get your own breakfast
9 am: Clean the joint up

Lift Tickets
$95.00 (Same Day) - %15 Military Discount Available
$75.99 (Very limited availability advance online purchase)

Rental/Lift Tickets
$41.00/$95.00 (Same Day) - %15 Military Discount Available
$96.99 (Very limited availability advance online purchase)

Lessons
https://www.mountsnow.com/ski-ride/learn-to-ski/
first-timers / $99
beginners / $106
intermediates / $150

Tubing
2-hour $20/All Day $30

FAQs:
Q: I don’t know how to ski/ride/tube, will this suck?
A: No. You are welcome to take a lesson

Q: I don’t want to ski/ride/tube, will this suck?
A: No. You are welcome to chill the entire weekend.

Q: I didn’t RSVP, can I crash?
A: No. There are hotels within walking distance of the mountain/condo

Q: I didn’t RSVP, can I camp?
A: No. There are hotels within walking distance of the mountain/condo

Q: I didn’t bring my own Food/Drink, can I have some of yours?
A: No. There is a market and a 7-11 (that fills growlers) a short drive away.

Q: Are pots/pans/cooking utensils available?
A: Yes.

Q: This seems very unorganized, can I get my money back?
A: No. All your moneys is ours.

Q: Breakfast at 6 am, 5 am, and 4 am seems too early, are you serious?
A: No.

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