LAH3–Trail 2377–2PM START–Cervix-A-Lot Naming Hashiversary–Rio de Los Angeles SP

LAH3 – Trail 2377 –2PM START – Cervix-A-Lot Naming Hashiversary – Rio de Los Angeles State Park
Saturday, January 31, 2026 2:00pm

Hares: Cervix-A-Lot, Prison Pocket, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Just Ernesto

Start:
Rio de Los Angeles State Park State Recreation Area
1900 N San Fernando Rd, Los Angeles, CA 90065
https://maps.app.goo.gl/YDBFBCVUEupRHxzC9

Trail Info:
ON-ON, YOU BEAUTIFUL HALF-MINDS!

Lace up your shoes and prep your shiggy legs because we’re celebrating the naming hashiversary of none other than Cervix-A-Lot — the harriette who stumbled into our degenerate little family looking for beer and trails and made it her home. Some find the hash… some are blessed by it. Cervix-A-Lot is clearly the latter.

Trail will be a delicious mix of shiggy and street. Dog friendly and stroller doable.

So come raise a cup, a howl, and maybe a middle finger in honor of Cervix-A-Lot and the glorious day she accidentally found us and never escaped.

Bring: ID & Cash

🍻 On-After:
TBD
On-on!