NAW or Never: The Comedy Show That Dropkicks Boring Nights

NAW or Never is a wild, no-holds-barred comedy-meets-wrestling showcase where anyone can step into the spotlight and fight for a spot on the Nearly Average Wrestling roster. Think of it as The Voice getting bodyslammed by Pee-wee’s Playhouse.

🎟 Tickets are $20 and available through The Elysian Theater website:
https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/naw1212

Hosted by Shane Hartline (Station 19, The Pitt), the show brings big energy, bigger characters, and total unpredictability.

Contestants get 60 seconds to cut a promo, perform a character, or do whatever it takes to prove they got what it takes to be a NAW superstar! The results are equal parts hilarious, unpredictable, and absurd! With surprise guests from WWE, AEW, Jackass, and beyond, you truly never know who might show up or what might happen next!

You do NOT need to be a wrestling fan to enjoy the show. Honestly, you might like it more if you’re not. It’s a fast, funny mix of stand-up, improv, characters, bits, and over-the-top antics, all set in the chaotic world of professional wrestling.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even toss your name into the hat for a chance to be called up and audition live on stage.

📺 Taped live
⚠️ Content warning: simulated staged combat
🔞 Ages 18+ only

And if anyone asks how you heard about the show, please tell them that The Stache sent you! (because I have a mustache!)