Terry Pratchett's "Carpe Jugulum" at The Edge Theatre, Chorlton

"The de Magpyrs are the sort of vampires that would have Count Dracula spinning in his grave: modern, forward-looking and no longer afraid of holy water, garlic, religious symbols or, indeed, of anything else. This makes them very, very dangerous. Luckily for the Discworld, the three Lancre witches are on hand – and the battle is on! "

I've seen numerous productions put on by Chorlton Players, which seem to be very highly regarded, so I thought I'd put one up as an event. At just £10 for a seat they are very reasonably priced.

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