RESCHEDULED! Career Death: Fear the Corporate Zombies

RESCHEDULED! Career Death: Fear the Corporate Zombies. Sorry for the late change. I am the lone member of the household “Halloween Staff” tonight so I have to cover the doorbell. Let’s meet tomorrow for Day of the Dead!

What is a Corporate Zombie and how do they come to exist? Are they spread via inane Slack channels or does infection only occur through direct contact with bureaucrats? How do we recognize them -- and can they be turned back? Moreover, when do we evacuate before we, too are infected?