One-Shot Initiative: DnD 5e, Faster Purple Worm! Everybody Dies in a Dungeon

PLAYER INFORMATION
• Experience required: Some
• Age: +18
• Seats: 6

2 seats in every guild one-shot are reserved for the monthly supporter lottery. You may see players in a game's attendee list before guild-wide RSVPs open.

Please scroll all the way down for any and all information, including age restrictions, what kind of experience is needed (if any), what to bring, content warnings, and more!

PRICING
Free

ABOUT THE ADVENTURE
This adventure throws the players a curveball by casting them as the goblin denizens of a D&D dungeon.

The characters are goblins working under the charge of their bugbear boss to guard a dungeon treasure room. They've held this job for a long time without facing an enemy, but all that changes today.

ABOUT THE SYSTEM
Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition, 2024.

GM: Sir Michael, Lord of Five Square Feet (He/Him)
• 30+ years playing / 10+ years GMing

WHAT YOU NEED:
• Nothing
• everything will be provided
• If you wish create a memorable 1st level goblin that you aren't too particularly attached to lol.

WHAT I PROVIDE:
• Everything required will be provided

GAMEPLAY:
• Rules Loose - Rule of Cool

CONTENT WARNINGS:
• Adult Language
• Descriptions of Alcohol use
• Descriptions of Gore/Violence
• Death. Your character will not survive as the title says.

PROHIBITED CONTENT:
• Descriptions of Drug use
• Body Horror
• Psychological Trauma
• Torture
• Sexual Themes

SAFETY TOOLS USED:
• Open Door

PLAYERS CAN EXPECT:
Combat: Medium | Roleplay: High | Exploration: Low | Puzzles: Low