🚀💃💥🍾👒 LIVE MUSIC 🎸💥🍾👒💃🍷 MAYBE DINNER 🍽️ DEFINITELY DANCING 💃🕺
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🎵 Live Music & Dancing at The Dickens! 🎵
Welcome to the event description you didn’t even plan on reading. But hey, you’re here now, so let’s roll with it.
🔥 The Band: Yeah, there’s a band. They’ve got some number of people, they play some combination of instruments, and the genre? Honestly, it’s anyone’s guess. Rock? Maybe. Blues? Probably. Polka Metal Fusion? Unlikely, but who knows. It changes every week and I’m way too lazy to check the website. What do you want from me, actual research? It’s live music, you can dance. What more do you need? A dissertation? Its definitely older music. You can dance to it. Pay them a lump of cash and they'll play whatever you want...
👗 Dress Code: Strictly Victorian. We’re talking:
- Brocade waistcoats with at least a 300-thread count—none of that off-the-rack nonsense. We’re expecting hand-stitched embroidery, preferably with gold or silver threading.
- Crinolines with precisely 12 layers, each with a lace trim no less than 2.5 inches wide. Anything less is basically casual wear.
- Top hats must be silk, with a minimum 100% mulberry silk composition. If it’s polyester, don’t even think about coming through the door.
- Gloves: Elbow-length for women, calf-skin for men. Fingerless? You better have a doctor’s note.
- Pocket Watches: Gold or silver. Battery-operated will be grounds for immediate and merciless ridicule.
Yeah, wear what you want.
No cover, afaik
