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What we’re about

Dangerous Kitchen is a non-profit curatorial platform that focuses on the development, presentation and documentation of art, music, film, dance, technologies and other cultural artifacts.

Tickets to attend must always remain free. We do, however, impose small fines for no-shows and patrons can be found to pay honoraria for the performing artists and cover expenses.

DO

  • dress spectacular;
  • arrive on time;
  • suspend judgement;
  • introduce yourself to everyone;
  • use common sense;
  • play the game.

DON’T

  • be annoying;
  • flake;
  • stare at your phone;
  • talk to everyone about your ex (this isn’t group therapy);
  • request songs or drugs;
  • sell stuff [commerce is prohibited]
  • stand in front of empty glasses, bottles or overflowing ashtrays.

FINES

  • first three fines £10
  • then it jumps to £100 for the next three; and so on.
  • £100 if we discover you work in finance or real estate
  • £1000 if you’re a tory

DRINKS
We provide free mineral water. Apart from that, feel free to bring your own stuff.  Our staff will put your name on the bottles and help you serve drinks.

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