We are never meeting in real life: essays by Samantha Irby

Whether Samantha is talking about how her difficult childhood has led to problems in making "adult" budgets; explaining why she should be the new Bachelorette (She's "35-ish but would easily pass for 60 something") . She details a disastrous pilgrimage-romantic-vacation Nashville to scatter her estranged father's ashes, as she shares awkward sexual experiences.