What we’re about
Welcome to Aladeen's Supreme Soccer Collective, where only the most exceptional individuals (chosen by me, of course) gather to play the greatest sport in the world—under my divine guidance. This is not just soccer; this is Wadiyan soccer—perfection on a field!
> Who can join? Anyone deemed worthy by ME! But fine, all skill levels are welcome, even if you’re as clumsy as a baby goat.
> What to bring? Soccer cleats, water, and an unwavering respect for your Supreme Leader (that’s me, Aladeen). No whining!
> What to expect? Glorious games full of passion, unearned red cards (given by me), and a chance to bask in my greatness while you play. Winning is mandatory—unless I decide otherwise
Games are held whenever I decree, at a location so incredible it rivals the Wadiyan palace. Failure to attend will not be tolerated (just kidding... or am I?).
For questions, concerns, or groveling, contact my butler at 647-534-7236. He will address your inquiries and grovel back to me if necessary.
Join us if you dare to embrace my vision of soccer greatness. Remember, this is not just a game—it’s an Aladeen-approved experience. ⚽ Death to the referee! (unless I’m playing).
Signed,
His Excellency General Aladeen
Supreme Leader, All-Time MVP of Soccer, and Giver of All Yellow Cards