That's what's Crack-a-Lackin! Day drinkin at Tractor and Dialogue
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Hey everybody! It's time for us to all get together at a brewery again and do our taxes!
You know how we do in the 505! Let's get those numbers out of the red column yo!
Let's allocate capital across a multitude of assets in a diversified portfolio to boost our working capital and improve our solvency!
Just kidding.
We're just going to increase our expenditures for liquid commodities.
In other words, buy beer.
Just get your assets down to Tractor!
So, I imagine someone who has never come out to the Meet Up read the first few sentences, then just tapped out.
"What? I thought this group was just a thousand drunk firefighters that poured gas on fires. Because that's logical. But they're just... accountants".
Don't discount accountants. But that's ok. Don't worry about that guy.
Though it might be Adam Sandler here to do one of his next dozen Netflix movies.
That's ok. We'll catch him next time. We're getting together for some good food and good conversation at my favorite Tractor.
Then when people feel like it, we'll move the party down the street to another great brewery.
Dialogue. They're one block from Hollow Spirits distillery. Five blocks from Marble and Still Spirits distillery.
Yeah, this warehouse district will have you like "Where is my house".
So come out, have some fun with us, then go to your next engagement properly prepared. You know, under the table. And maybe never invited to another engagement with them again. That's ok. You've still got us.
Directions to Tractor:
Take the I40 exit for 4th street and head south.
After about 3 blocks, you'll go over train tracks. Then Tractor comes up real quick on your left.
Directions to Dialogue:
From 4th street at Tractor, head south towards downtown.
The third street is Kinley, turn left.
Go 3 blocks to 1st street.
Dialogue is on your left.
If you miss Kinley, the next two streets will be Summer, then Mountain.
What are you doing man? Make a left on one of them already.
Then get to 1st street, and go left again.
Was that so hard?!?
Oh yeah, you've been drinking. Download that Uber app.