About us
Welcome!
We are Berlin’s finest collective of unfit, overenthusiastic, and gloriously mediocre athletes. We play football, volleyball (beach and hall, we’re fancy like that), basketball, frisbee, unihockey, kickball — and pretty much any team sport that lets us chase things, laugh, and occasionally fall over dramatically.
🕺 Can you move a bit? Even slowly?
😂 Can you laugh at yourself?
⏰ Can you show up on time (because team sports need, well… teams)?
Boom — you’re exactly our kind of terrible.
Our members are international, weird, wonderful, and united by one mission: no tryhards, no jerks, no people who take winning—or themselves—too seriously. Fitness is optional, but being kind and chaos-tolerant is required.
After games, we usually hang out for a drink or food, because socializing counts as a sport (and we're gold medalists).
So if you're tired of super fit people yelling about tactics, and just want to move, laugh, and make friends — welcome home. Come be terrible… with us.
Waiti List policy:
It not first come, first served. We try to put together a mixed, diverse group of friendly & relaxed people. The more "terrible" skills & mindset, the better. If you did not get a spot, don´t be angry - it probably means your are better than us and ready to play in a competitive environment.
Upcoming events
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Lousy & Lazy Football
Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn-Sportpark, mauer park, Berlin, DEDo you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? Then Lousy & Lazy Football is the right thing for you!
We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams), depending on demand.Note: We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions. To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link.
Rules for lazy & lousy football- Don’t be competitive
- No hard tackling/sliding challenges
- Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball
- Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).
- Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.
- Rotate the goalkeeper
- Be a teamplayer
9 attendeesLousy & Lazy Football
Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn-Sportpark, mauer park, Berlin, DEDo you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? Then Lousy & Lazy Football is the right thing for you!
We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams), depending on demand.Note: We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions. To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link.
Rules for lazy & lousy football- Don’t be competitive
- No hard tackling/sliding challenges
- Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball
- Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).
- Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.
- Rotate the goalkeeper
- Be a teamplayer
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