Terrible Fun games– Seated Football & Mat Catch

The Floor is Lava (Mostly):

Game 1: Sitting Football (Sitzfußball) ⚽ We start low... literally. In this game, your butt is your anchor—it must stay on the floor at all times. You’ll be crab-scuttling across the court, trying to kick a ball into the goal while your triceps scream for mercy. It is the most ridiculous workout you’ll ever have.
Game 2: Weichbodenball (The Mat Catch) Forget dodgeball; this is much more fun. The "Weichboden" (giant crash mat) is the scoring zone.
The Goal: A teammate throws the ball, it must bounce once on the ground, and you have to catch it while landing or standing on the big blue mat.
The Chaos: The mat is usually in the middle of the action, meaning you’ll be diving, jumping, and scrambling to secure that catch while the other team tries to block the space.

What to Expect
The "Butt-Scurry": You will realize that moving while sitting is a surprisingly difficult skill.
Soft Landings: Expect a lot of diving onto the big mats It’s incredibly satisfying.
Pure Nostalgia: It feels exactly like that one gym class where the teacher gave up and let everyone just play.
Post-Game Recovery: We’ll head to a nearby spot for drinks/food to celebrate our lack of athletic prowess.

The Logistics
Shoes: Clean indoor sports shoes are mandatory (non-marking). No street shoes allowed in the hall!
Vibe: We play for fun. If you’re getting competitive, you’re doing it wrong.
Level: Beginners, "un-athletic" people, and curious internationals are all welcome.
Come be terrible with us—it's way more fun than the gym! ‍♂️