Terrible Football - Bristol
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Welcome to Terrible Football Bristol — the place where being bad at football is totally fine. 😄
We’re a casual, friendly kickabout for all skill levels, ages, genders, and backgrounds. Never kicked a ball before? Bit rusty? Just want a laugh and a runaround? You’ll fit right in.
Come down, have fun, meet new people, and enjoy the beautiful game — no pressure, no egos, just good vibes and terrible football.
When: Saturdays - 10am at Eastville Park (meet at the Tennis Courts)
Cost: FREE – always has been, always will be.
To confirm your spot, RSVP via Footy Addicts:
https://footyaddicts.com/football-games/360062-10-a-side-football-eastville-park-unknown-name. It’s free, takes 30 seconds, and just helps us keep track of numbers.
Not used it before? Message me – I’ll guide you through.
Please feel free to message me if you have any questions.
Hope to see you there!
Important Information
🔥 All abilities are welcome to join
⚽️ If you have a football, feel free to bring it with you (the event will already have one)
🙏 Please arrive 10mins before KO so you are ready to start on time. Being late can ruin the game for everyone else.
✅ Meeting point is the Tennis Courts on Eastville Park
Venue Details
🍀 Natural grass surface
➗ Playing on football pitch near Tennis Courts
👟 No metal studs
🚘 Parking is free around the park
🚆 Closest station: Stapleton Road
Game Play Rules
⏱ Be on time (2 x 45 minute halves with 15 minute break)
✅ Keep everybody involved in the game
❌ No shouting, no aggressive behaviour
🧤 Goalkeepers change every 7 mins
👌 Can score in the area
❤️ Enjoy the game and be positive
✍️ Any questions feel free to ask in the comments or send a direct message