Tezos Seattle

Hey GPT we're putting on a tezos-based art/nft event in Seattle with the theme of "ensh!ttification" to make a commentary about how both web2 and web3 tech has kind of fell into that trap that is talked about in Corey Doctorow's book
Why hide it, am i rite? So we just want to have some fun with it and make it a good time so how do you think we should promo this crap to that we can cater to the dwindling standards of what the masses have come to expect?

"🎨🌐 EXCLUSIVE 🚀✨ ensh!ttification: A Groundbreaking Tezos NFT Experience! 🖼️💎
Tired of not getting exactly what you deserve? 😤 Join us for an elite evening of digital art 🎨, crypto-networking 🤝, and undeniable vibes 🌊 at Seattle's most accessible NFT gathering! 🥂
Witness a curated selection of algorithmically-generated masterpieces 🖥️➡️🖼️ from the hottest emerging artists on Tezos—because who has time for soul? We've partnered with top-tier influencers 🧢 to bring you the ultimate FOMO opportunity. Your $20 ticket 🎟️ (or 5ꜩ at the door) might get you one complimentary drink token 🍻 (while supplies last, terms apply, value may depreciate) and exclusive access to our sponsor booths 🏢 where you can learn how blockchain is definitely going to change everything this time. 🤞
Space is limited (like user engagement 📉), so secure your spot now! Don't be a laggard—come celebrate the future of digital scarcity! 🚀🌙 #Tezos #NFT #Seattle #WAGMI #Ensh!ttification"