Spaceballs: The Table Read

Attention all space-nuts, comedy connoisseurs, and anyone who missed their rent payment and needs a good laugh!

You're invited to an exclusive, ultra-low-budget, star-studded (in their own mind) performance of the sci-fi parody masterpiece:

SPACEBALLS: THE TABLE READ!

That’s right! Forget those fancy Hollywood soundstages! Forget the million-dollar special effects! Forget the actors who actually know their lines! We’re going back to the absolute cheapest way to make a movie: a bunch of people sitting around a table, reading a script. It’s the closest thing to real filmmaking without having to pay for things like, you know, acting*.*

Our esteemed (and slightly aged) narrator, YOGURT (with real, authentic Yoda ears!), will guide us through this cinematic event, making sure to cut Hollywood down to size every two minutes or so.

Witness...

• The dazzling special effects of words on a page!
• The thrilling action of page-turning!
• The suspense of someone forgetting to turn off their phone!

Come join us for a glorious send-up of everything we love about Spaceballs, Star Wars, and cheap, exploitative entertainment. We promise more sight gags than you can shake a lightsaber at—and all without ever leaving our chairs!

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

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(*NOTE* We're not just doing this for the money... but if you happen to be a studio executive, we're very, very available.)