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DROP YOUR PANTS HERE! No Pants IMPROV RIDE in Maryland!

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DROP YOUR PANTS HERE! No Pants IMPROV RIDE  in Maryland!

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DROP YOUR PANTS HERE!
In the MARNA tradition of showcasing events in our region in public with LESS OR NO CLOTHING - we present the NO PANTS RIDE

See more below! Our swims are off this weekend and return January 20th. Meetup posts are READ ONLY! Please do not reserve here ; rather proceed to club@marna.club for details.
The HOST meetup is ... https://www[.meetup.com/dmvswimnyogawmarna/](https://www.meetup.com/dmvswimnyogawmarna/)

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And NOW ... here's our special announcement.

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The No Pants Subway Ride is a performance/guerrilla art tradition that was started in New York in 2002 by Charlie Todd of Improv Everywhere.
It died down a lot during the pandemic, and I'd like to revive it.
The goal is to wear underwear, bathing suit bottoms, or the like on the bottom and dress completely normally on the top. The "bit" is to pretend like everything is normal if anyone asks you and make up a fun excuse like you just forgot your pants at home and give someone a fun story to tell to their friends later on. You can make your bit as elaborate as you'd like!
If any authority figures (security, police, or MTA employees, etc.) ask you to get dressed, please oblige. In the past I have done this on the DC metro, where we could hop on and off to different cars and change directions. Unfortunately, Baltimore doesn't have an intricate system set up like that, but we can always make the decision to hop off and wait for the next car.
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WHERE: We're starting at Mount Washington Station because there are actually only a handful of stations with parking lots and I know most of you will be traveling by car and need somewhere to put your car. This lot has more than 7 spaces, doesn't cost to park, and is just the best option. It's decided. The exact address for your GPS is 1501 Smith Ave, Baltimore, MD 21209
WHEN: We will be catching the 2:15 train heading southbound from Mount Washington Station SOUTH
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TICKETS: A day pass is $4.60. If you qualify for senior/disability it's $2.30. Prepare to pay with a credit card. I can't confirm that they accept cash.
CLOTHING: I'll link to past events I've gone to below for you to get some inspiration. Remember it is winter and it will probably be 40 degrees and I can't guarantee the trains will be heated. So bundle up. I've enjoyed wearing tights under my underwear for added confidence and warmth. Please be mindful of over-exposure. You know what I mean, like don't wear something completely sheer or a thong or something. We're just having fun and wearing underwear, not trying to be as nude as possible. I'm not worried about offending anyone, I just don't want to get arrested.
WHAT TO BRING: Credit card for your day pass. A bag for your skirt/pants in case you need to cover back up. Water bottle. Snacks. Any props like a book, etc. Your phone/camera to take pictures!
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THE PLAN: We're going to travel southbound from Mount Washington to the Convention Center.
AFTER: If anyone is hungry and wants to grab some food with me at a little - [https://www.mtwashingtonpizzansubs.com](https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mtwashingtonpizzansubs.com%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1X8V0_AOWHbQsAHopnlV3sWnaAlXoZ5GecGepFmMZ-zD4eIXHrRHCNjDM&h=AT1sNPgg0w2SCA5Pnfb4cPEB4hm8ItXK23Mjd1hXVxTKTAcOhigNd4E3S1e4kPhfq6hzEEke9rQIPDyJxq4G1bJUPITCnekY6CGI3OP2CCGq_VAHe7sNlgMkBXJ252OlWIP8yJjGSqXvL8osp_br&tn=q&c%5B0%5D=AT3NwRFI6mc0cxrA6V-MfvFmLdN04hVFI-hzw3vHvyM3JBTHL9y_lJJ-7sLcwTDucqejKlD9kF1TgMFrL8QETH5WgEWeKyvQspO7MeI51P-yQAs3nIUY-MQpdfw4tLo0oPikZtPjxXVsfuFUE436GX-TugPj)

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