The Fabulous 40’s and Beyond Ladies Happy Hour

🥂 Holiday Survival Happy Hour: We Made It! 🥂
You survived the aggressive caroling, the forced family matching pajamas, and the existential dread of watching your uncle try to explain cryptocurrency for the tenth time. Congratulations! You deserve more than a pat on the back—you deserve a cheap drink and a high-five.
Join us for our Holiday Survival Happy Hour, a sacred space where the only thing you have to wrap is your hands around a cold glass.
On the Menu: Liquid Therapy & Festive Forgetting

• The "I Swear I Love My Family" Special: A double shot of whatever helps you forget the flight delays and passive-aggressive comments about your life choices.
• Egg-Nog Detox: Everything but eggnog. Seriously, we're not touching that stuff again until next year.
• The Re-Gift: It's not the drink you wanted, but it's free (or heavily discounted), and you have to act like you love it! (Spoiler: you will love it.)
  > 🎉 Come decompress with fellow survivors! We promise not to ask what your New Year's resolution is, and the only "Silent Night" will be the blissful silence of not hearing a jingle bell. Leave your tinsel at home and bring your thirst.

Let the healing begin! See you there (looking significantly less stressed, we hope).