Catch Monkey Pox and Ride Rocking Horses

Dear Deservingly Neglected Reprobates of the FT Saloon ,

If "Certified Intellectual Imposter" is missing from your CV, then you're in luck. Because the first Post-Covid and Pre-Monkey-Pox Forbidden Topics Saloon is scheduled for this week!

The drink and thrive topic of the hour will be "Why are the collective and individual priorities of human kind so hyper-deflatingly low?"

So whether you are a philosophical noob or a direct Descendent of Marilyn Vos Savant, get ready to enter our post-mordial pit of sunflower oil, plain flour and toilet paper sludge. Places limited to 7.

Disdainfully yours
The Grand Poohbar of the FT Saloon